Monday, May 5, 2008

Requiem for Barney

Zac composed a great little piece after our Life Group meeting last night which had Seth cracking up when they got home.

Barney is Dead
(sung to the tune of "Joy to the World")

Joy to the world
Barney is dead
I barbequed his head

Don't worry 'bout his body
I flushed it down the potty
(Ed. note: Here's where the rhythm breaks down significantly...)
For-eh-eh-ver,
For-eh-eh-ver,
For-eh-ver, forever,
Barney is dead.

If you are a future employer of Zac reading this 15 years in the future, please realize he is not a sadistic monster and would make a fabulous employee for you. After all, who among us have not had dark thoughts about things we would like to do to shut Barney the dinosaur up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Very Creative! I think that there is a Grammy in the works!

Love,
Tom, Bethany, and Stewart