Swing voter

Seth said today, "Mom, do you know why I'm voting for John McCain?"

I never knew they had lowered the voting age to 7. "Why, Seth?"

"Well, if he wins, he will smash some records."

This I had to hear. "What records, Seth?"

"Well," Seth began, "if he wins, he'll be the oldest guy to be president."

True. "What other records will he smash?"

"And, if he dies, we'll have the first guhrl president."

Also true.

"He'll smash some other records, but I don't know what they are. Zac could tell me. But that's why I'm voting for John McCain."

I'll bet Mac wishes other undecideds were this easy to impress.