The Man of Squeal

I don't want you to think every dinner is like this for Blane--he had a bit of a tough day (of his own making, I might add). He ate almost nothing for lunch, took a fake nap (that's when he rolls around in his bed for an hour and never sleep), then when it was snacktime, we pulled out his lunch. That went over really well, as you can imagine. He fell asleep on the floor for half and hour and woke up cranky. During dinner, he spilled his milk on everything and went through the roof. He got even madder when we had to change out his plate. After corners, screamings and spankings for about 5 minutes, Scott carried him under his arm, stiff and kicking, up to his room. As they went through the living room, Seth quips, "Look, it's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER NO!"

That was a pretty good description at the time (and pretty funny too!).

After 20 minutes, basic survival instincts prevailed, and Blane humbly ate his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.